A Very Funny Best Man Speech Where The Best Man And Groom Are Really Great Friends
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A Professionally Written Best Man Speech
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Speech Description
This is a really funny best man speech, perfect for an occasion where everyone knows that the groom and the best man are really great friends, or maybe brothers, and they both enjoy a joke at each other's expense.
This best man's speech contains numerous humourous stories about the groom, and men and women in general.
Here's a small sample from this speech:
"...men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas woman use twice that many ... 30,000 words each single day!"
"'Sandra' thought about this for a moment, then she told 'Mark' that the reason why woman use twice as many words a day as men is because woman have to repeat every single thing that they say to men. Looking stunned, Mark turned to her and said .... 'what?'"
But did you know that it only takes three words to humiliate men like 'Mark' everywhere? And the three words are ... 'hold my handbag' ."
The general theme of the speech is that the best man is worried that he won't know what to say in the speech. And that he's worried that he might freeze when he gets up there. So the groom reassures him and provides the perfect solution to the problem.
Suitable For
This best man speech is suitable for a best man who is great friends with the groom.
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